Thursday, April 16, 2009

I feel protected after April 15th's show by Homeland Security

Thank heavens , Secretary Janet Nappy saved us from millions of tea bag throwers. I hate when extremists from either side start throwing things that are too little to hurt you.
She is such a hero. Remember one of the ones before her in that position who told us to buy masking tape and plastic? Let's face it Americans will buy anything you tell them to. The trick here is to figure out how to use the tape,plastic and teabags when the islamic radicals bring sharia law to your town. Maybe it is a way to baracade yourself in your house when the islamic radical camp starts to use the grounds around the library across the street from you as a training camp? Target practice gets loud in those camps. Maybe the tea bags can be used as ear plugs.
I am a pack rat I save everything.

***Photo is of the Secretary trying to poke the eye out of a right wing extremist