Friday, May 22, 2009

Learnin' The American Boys Good or No Bammy Commencement Speech

Every eye is on the future commencements in the land.
Remember Professor Irwin? Well, now we have Professor Urkel aka bambam. He will set new standards for learnin'. Every school age Democrat Socialist Party child will be forced to memorize the United Nations Charter and Constitution.
Also, he must memorize 57 pages of phony Obama book entitled Kenyan Jokes of My Father (or whatever it is called) or he cannot graduate nor take a same sex partner to the prom.
When we were their age we had it tough but they have it gooey and brown.
Kids have to learn that Socialism has consequences.